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Ept Demotivational Poster


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


REPTAR - gettin jiggy wit it


TAGS: reptar
Rating: 2.8/5
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 10:50 am
HALT I am Reptar
Suh-weet - November 15, 2008, 9:09 am
Nana na na nana na...


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

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:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


MY PRECIOUS - You never know where or when you will find love and acceptance.


TAGS: my precious love and acceptance
Rating: 4.68/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:33 am
Geezus, Bud, I’m gonna need a brighter night light.


APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a s*d after you've had unprotected ***...


FUNNY FAKTS -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by house

zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P


AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




SOCIETY -


TAGS: society adventure concept reality individual
Rating: 4.43/5

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Rick69 - June 30, 2012, 9:40 am
Merci Gary... And that's also an interesting thought, Emil... Never really thought about that... Thanks for that...
EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 12:24 am
The dotted line down the middle of the highway is a mental concept too, but it seems to work.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 7:13 pm
Looks like yer trend is workin’ out jus’ fine, jus’ fine indeed


PERCEPTION - You don't need to be the biggest fish in the ocean - just the smartest.


TAGS: perception smart fish
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - August 22, 2011, 6:36 pm
I like thi5...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 6:06 pm
is it me, or do we have a new 1L bomber? oh and 5L to this
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think w3 have a new candidate for picture that needs to be retired.


CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!


TAGS: september challenge pms surf the crimson wave
Rating: 3.39/5

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temp - September 20, 2009, 12:10 am
Wow, Lilo's all grown up!! I bet even Stitch knows when to behave rather than incur her wrath.


THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

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tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!


PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!


TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!


SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!




YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? - Right?


TAGS: bobcat sceptic humor
Rating: 4.62/5

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lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:30 pm

Thanks!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:41 pm
Great Pic.


DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!


TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both ***es
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


HIDDEN DEPTHS - ... I May Have Feelings Deeper Than You Think ...


TAGS: hidden depths iceberg submerged
Rating: 4.64/5

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Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm
Pretty much, yeah... combined with quite a few human failures.
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:26 pm
That's just how the Titanic sank.
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 12:57 pm
Cheers... But I really messed up the caption... Was too tired to think of anything better!
pratham - January 4, 2012, 5:17 am
Awesome..


GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
5NFL's!
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Nice.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...


THE RECEPTIONIST - Making trips to the dentist a lot less painful.




IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!


TAGS: twin towers september 11th atomic mushroom
Rating: 2.31/5
Corey - August 16, 2009, 6:09 am
Yeah cuz we wernt at war with Japan or anything, and its not like a invasion of the island wouldnt have costed 100's of thousands of lives... oh wait.
Anon - August 3, 2009, 9:31 pm
Don't make us come for you next.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 3, 2009, 12:31 am
Nor did many find it funny when we did it to them.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:46 pm
Never a truer thing said.


DRAWING FLIES - Its Still a Honey Wagon to Me.


TAGS: septic tanker
Rating: 4.45/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:42 pm
You really got to have a sense of humor about your ****ty job. ^_^ 5L
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:20 pm
The local school district is ****ty.
Bolverk3778 - April 3, 2013, 8:44 am
Please leave by the nearest drain. lol


AN ELECTRICIAN'S REC ROOM - P A R T Y T I M E !


TAGS: wall full of receptacles
Rating: 4.19/5

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falloutghoul - April 29, 2012, 11:38 am
5 blown circuit boxes.


MORDOR -


TAGS: mordor challenge accepted fapping
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:09 am
The Blind thing is A Lie !
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:21 am
you will be blind before you get there hammy
Henna - September 16, 2010, 9:08 am
Love it! 5 fap-hands


LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!


TAGS: september challenge not another brick meme
Rating: 3.38/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
That's talent AK...if you could Google with...oh never mind
Arrogant Knight - September 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
"The Google Bone" ....*shudders*
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 12:40 pm
Luck of the Google Bone!
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
That's 2 funny "Bricks-Lego" Posters there LD! If I remember the first you did is already in HOF! Excellent my man!
Hakiu - September 18, 2009, 12:03 pm
Epic, an actual "Bricks" poster that is actually funny.


COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.




MOTIVATION -


TAGS: cave man lengths depths alone
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sho - July 16, 2012, 12:50 pm
Nothing like some peace and quiet. 5L


RUMBLE - The ORIGINAL Joe Pecsi.




FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction


TAGS: september challenge military destroy them through superior firepower
Rating: 3.35/5

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HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 2:36 pm
10th Mountain Div. (The patch) We're up here in NNY keeping those Canucks in line. And that's actually firing cheap goods. Oh, Canada, I love you. (Really, I do.)
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:56 pm
If this were true, there would be very little if any war.


COINCIDENCE -


TAGS: inception movie within a movie
Rating: 4.68/5

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440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 12:00 am
THE BEACH...I bought tickets to it, as I entered the theater all I saw were 13yo girls and middle eastern men entering it.....I ran out covering my face knowing I was now on some FBI watch list. No look g-men i'm just a big robert carlyle fan.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 8:05 am

i saw inception and shutter island about a week apart. yes....i kept crossing the story lines. i still think inception is shutter island part two.
Verdeckt - June 26, 2011, 7:52 am
yo dawg, I heard you like movies....


PERCEPTION - do you choose to take that of others or to break free and take that of yourself




BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.




REALITY -




FAMOUS QUOTES - A true friend will stab you in the front - Oscar Wilde


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 6th house
Rating: 4.53/5

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house - September 5, 2011, 11:57 pm
different Mod, different result
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 11:08 pm
If at first you don't succeed... LOL


17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!


TAGS: september challenge wrestling bring it stallone
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

that guy - September 25, 2009, 12:59 pm
well he would kick my a**
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
My favouritist motifake.


ALWAYS GIVE 100% -




DECEPTION - Not Everything & Everybody On The Internet Is As It Seems


TAGS: deception
Rating: 4.12/5

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NUNS WITH GUNS -




My girlfriend -


TAGS: guns shooting transformers decepticons toaster
Rating: 4.93/5

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RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am
If your toaster laughs, you might need sh**s from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.


THE INTERNET -




BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates


TAGS: september challenge trucks when prime was a little pickup
Rating: 3.74/5

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Airman - July 6, 2012, 5:09 pm
MR M, it's from 2009.. it doesn't get to see the light of day much anymore
motinet - July 6, 2012, 3:58 pm

136 votes and not a single facebook share?!?!?!??
rerun - October 5, 2009, 8:34 pm

next she will be showing the one with him n**e on the rug in front of the fireplace
Airman - September 28, 2009, 12:06 pm
THAT is funny
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 9:06 am
genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Great and kinda sweet too. Altogether now: "Ahhh, Moooommmmm!"
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:02 am
This amuses me
Cam - September 27, 2009, 4:02 am
Hahaha. Very nice. 5 lions.


VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?


TAGS: september challenge evil chicks are h**
Rating: 3.65/5

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Lovellama - December 29, 2009, 6:29 pm
If those were my co-workers i would certainly go over to the Dark Side.


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 24th house
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - September 26, 2011, 9:45 am
thi5 sound nice... and I believe it's true


Down Deep -


TAGS: depths david lynch toilet
Rating: 4.75/5

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Swampfox - October 29, 2013, 5:17 pm
Fractal feces...


HISTORY NOT FOR DOGS. -


TAGS: work labor deception plans
Rating: 4.67/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:34 pm
carebear 5L's
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 10:06 pm
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN OVER HERE! OPPOSE N.D.A.A. AND THE PATRIOT ACT, END THE FED AND END NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND VOTE RON PAUL 2012!! VOTE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VOICE VOTE RON PAUL TO KEEP IT THAT WAY! RON PAUL 2012!
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:57 am
What twisted irony, "Work will set you free."
Nissta - March 6, 2012, 7:21 am
I have always classed this as THE BIGGEST practical joke ever!!! coz it was neither funny nor a joke.
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:55 am
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - March 3, 2012, 4:49 am
5 dark "Lager"


CONTRACEPTION - Recommended by 10 out of 10 house cats!


TAGS: cat baby contraception devil
Rating: 4.55/5

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HAL8999 - May 21, 2010, 5:37 am
Thanks mate! I think that one open eye on that Kitty is just marvellous. "you gots about 4 more seconds to live kid!"
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 9:56 am
Hilarious!! Good one Hal!!!


MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO - To our Guests with children: Please do not let your children lick the windows. We are trying to stop that habit in our Primates.


TAGS: timmys should be kept home
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012, 8:02 am
Yes, The title was spot on. The wording was also similar to the signs put up all around the zoo, you know how reverse psychology works with a bit of help from their local safety officer. And thanks, 'twas my job... I take pride in my job
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 9:17 pm
So then the title was correct, just in reverse. It's always interesting to learn tid-bits like this, about people you chat with. You're so evil, yet hilarious.
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 9:11 pm
My job was to entice those little phuckers to lick it as well... if they die, the glass is scrapped, if they lived, it gets checked again
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 8:07 pm
If that were the case, shouldn't you have been checking the other side of the gla*s?
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 8:03 pm
Hmmm... not bad... Never knew you guys would find that Ph**o of me... really forgot about my time of being a Safety officer at the local zoo testing to see if the glass won't poison the local wildlife (By that I mean the objects visible as reflections)
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 6:54 pm
Perhaps a little late but I just noticed the reflection of 2 boys on the monkey's body... No bricks were defecated, by the way...
fan4camping - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm
Oh Gosh! I didn't know this was him... was hoping it wasn't even anyone he knew.. Fine then, this just became a tribute poster?
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 5:38 pm
He hee heee... I heard he's not bad at rope access either...


CHALLENGE -


TAGS: challenge fate accepted mariand
Rating: 4/5

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Budog - February 16, 2012, 2:31 pm
I hear you GaryO but the fun factor outweighs the risks. JMHO...
GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:09 am
Yeah, I too have a Wrangler Tough to keep rubber side down sometimes……


HAMBURGER HELPER - It only works if the hamburger is ready to accept the help it needs.


TAGS: hamburger helper ready accept help
Rating: 3.85/5

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tatespa - February 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
Unless of course the government dictates that the hamburger HAS to get the help...


DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC


TAGS: september challenge military small in numbers big in fight
Rating: 3.59/5

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Hasbunmb - March 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
The elite few... sounds about right...
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 8:43 pm
I knew a Marine recruiter who used to tell kids that Marines are the Spartans of the US Military.


#47 SAID TO #3 -


TAGS: september 7
Rating: 3.32/5

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Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 7:27 pm
There are co-ed prisons. They just aren't funded by the state...and you don't have to commit a crime to get thrown in them. You mostly just have to fall in the pit.
mattb - December 29, 2009, 12:39 am
great poster great song, btw anyone ever wonder what gender 47 and 3 were? Last time i checked there are no co-ed prisons.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 2:37 pm
Do over! Called it! ... title: OZ text: The Musical.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 2:36 pm
It's like something outta OZ.


DARWIN STUBBY - Australia is a big country, with a big thirst thats why our beers come in big sizes (take that Texas)


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 3rd house
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 9:01 am
Oh no you did-dent... LOL


AUSTRALIANA - All great Aussie inventions have one thing in common They were made by lazy people, for lazy people so lazier people had more drinking time




INEPTITUDE - Sometimes your performance reviews show up early.... and online.




PERCEPTION - The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. Bartender, one more double for the road.




On Any Given Day -


TAGS: acceptance tom attitude character endorsement
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 8, 2014, 8:59 am
Oh-h-h-h-h, no...thank YOU. You've been rockin’ this place, GB. Keep on keepin' on.
Greybeard - May 8, 2014, 8:26 am
Thank you. :)
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 8:25 am
Love this


LIFE LESSONS -




SAFETY - To truly keep ones self safe One must remember and avoid the most dangerous of things Commonly called - THE WIFE


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 4th house
Rating: 4.62/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:24 pm
I'll remember thi5...


COLOUR BLINDNESS -


TAGS: earth beauty colour perception
Rating: 4.5/5

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Anonymous2 - February 23, 2011, 10:31 pm
I see Cthulu reaching for a dragon making a kissy face.
carlmojica - February 23, 2011, 8:01 pm
bobo
spacedog - February 23, 2011, 7:33 pm
Nice one Derek.
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 1:05 pm
Yay! You got the joke, Donk.
Donkasaurus - February 23, 2011, 10:24 am
Then you might be color blind 5150ML :)
Derek - February 23, 2011, 1:37 am
Thanks very much Donk
ICEMAN - February 23, 2011, 12:06 am
All I see is a Limey that can't spell color. Yeah I know, tomato, tomahto.
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 12:03 am
all I see is circles....lol
Donkasaurus - February 22, 2011, 11:57 pm
Derek, this is true f**king perfection...to me atleast. Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.


RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!


TAGS: september challenge bears are crack sh**s
Rating: 3.73/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!


YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!


TAGS: september challenge bears i lift you grab
Rating: 3.65/5

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LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 9:41 pm
Nothin' naughty here...*snickers*...move along now!
mallen - September 5, 2009, 9:36 pm
got it, thanks.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Who're you trying to convince here?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:58 pm
no it's not!!!!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:56 pm
...It's where they do naughty stuff.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:55 pm
PM's = Private Messages.... On the forum.
mallen - September 5, 2009, 8:39 pm
Since I have no idea what "PM's" is an abreviation for none taken.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
Check yer PM's LD. (no offence mallen)
LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 8:13 pm
Another fave of mine was with the 2 bears and the eskimo running off: "I lift, you grab - is that so hard?"
mallen - September 5, 2009, 7:59 pm
God bless Gary Larson.


CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment


TAGS: september challenge military h** women rock camo
Rating: 3.52/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 1:05 pm
Saw her in Bagram back in 02...couldn't find an empty por***otty on the whole d*** base that night.
Bah - November 6, 2009, 10:31 am
...yep, that definitely says "Combat ra**"
richai - October 22, 2009, 11:30 pm
Leeann Tweeden FTW! long time viewer, first time poster.
temp - October 4, 2009, 8:04 pm
Does her shirt say "1969 Combat ra**"?
BoneCD - September 29, 2009, 12:12 am
I wonder how much that pen would go for on EBay...
Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:18 pm
At the front line of the moral-booster division


PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




What's The Difference? -


TAGS: pzy september 11 cow farmer
Rating: 3.22/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
EmilioDumphque - September 14, 2014, 4:49 pm
You see, Larry? You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry, when you try to "find a stranger in the Alps"?
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:16 am
5L for calling it pzy!
Zetmonk - September 12, 2014, 12:45 pm
I almost enjoyed the low rating more than the poster. Stepped on some toe5!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2014, 1:03 am
Wasn't that the day somebody attacked those New Yorkers? Man-o-man, they must have been pissed off about something!
vindicator - September 11, 2014, 8:06 pm
dude thats f***ed up.
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha


P.M.S. - As a kid, I always wondered why dad spent so much time in the garage... drinking.




IT'S A COZY NEST -


TAGS: except when the wind blows
Rating: 5/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Seriously, and we think that we have it bad... Nice one Lgvernon!
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:08 pm

Humor always seems to come on the darkest nights.
GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:50 am
Oh, Geez, Linda, a**uming humor applied here, I too have taken some (OK, all) of the group of dust bowl pics and went to the depths of dark humor with ‘em….now I may have the courage to post them….yeah, right. 5Ls to ya
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 7:56 am
Sad Picture !


HOW MANY BREAKS DO THEY TAKE? -




DOCTORS AND NURSES -




IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: image perception ego ergo inaccurate
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:06 pm
Bingo.
Derek - June 28, 2012, 10:05 pm
Alan Turing?


A DIFFICULT LIE -




WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense




1759 - To Arthur Guinness. Legend.


TAGS: arthur s day 24th september cheers
Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:11 pm
I'm loading up as I type... but not with the 250 stuff. Proper Guinness, if I may.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:52 pm
I went on a beer run...saw this on sale...reminded me of 2 girls and a cup...and it wasn't even a red party cup.
LogicDude - September 24, 2009, 9:49 am
Holy crap! Guess we won't be hearing from Aggy for the next few days...


PERSPECTIVE - Life is not short. It is long. VERY long, especially after all those wrong decisions


TAGS: life time perception choice women
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - February 25, 2009, 6:11 pm
5. This is really really good.


FRENCH KISS - Well, this explains both the term AND why he always wore those stacked-heel boots




OCD -


TAGS: ocd snake reptile animal obsession
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - November 2, 2015, 3:43 pm
MD reminded me of my previous marriage!
JesusWept - November 2, 2015, 9:39 am
Anytime ;)
mizzdizz - November 2, 2015, 9:00 am
LOL! I realize the snake is following the path of least resistance, but that's FUNNY!!! Thanks for sharing it! 5L, JW!


Had To -


TAGS: length breadth depth width yethery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:31 pm
HAH!....fav'd


LOVE HURTS -


TAGS: ideas perception
Rating: 4.84/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:56 pm
Thank you steve! But you need to speak up! teehee
steve1961 - January 23, 2013, 5:10 pm
5 silent lions to you...
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:25 pm
Thanks boys!
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:37 pm
Everly Bros. & Nazareth said it best - Love hurts, love scars. Love wounds, and marks any heart, not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain - take a lot of pain. Love is like a cloud; holds a lot of rain. Love hurts; love hurts.
GaryO - January 22, 2013, 8:11 am
Dang! The secret's out


DEPTH -


TAGS: depth reading between the lines change hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
I pm'd you, but i will thank you here as well.
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:54 am

how is it that a 15yr old man comes up with these jewels? awesome hammy....5 solid


MEMORIES ARE DECEPTIVE - They Are Always Coloured By Today's Events ...




?+? DON'T MIX -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 25th house
Rating: 4.2/5

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caveman - September 26, 2011, 9:56 am
I take offense to this....however true it may be.


DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!


TAGS: september challenge military calling mr limpet
Rating: 4.08/5

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GreyScorpion - February 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
B-5!! did she sink your battleship?
CpnKangaroo - February 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
DO NOT DOUBT MY JUDGEMENT... I SAY DOWN!! 5 ships that go down better than my ex-gf
BoneCD - September 28, 2009, 2:35 pm
LMAO...5 sub patrols for this LD


PLANKING OLYMPICS -




JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.


TAGS: sept16 water
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:03 pm
The almighty motifake. But, great advice, space!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:18 am
Ha, you got me there bOB! I came up short on syllables on that second line.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 8:51 am
I really like this 'dog. But I'm pretty sure that the haiku September challenge has already passed. No matter... 5 Tadpoodles from me


ACCEPTANCE -




GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil
Rating: 3.59/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:50 am
That's what Hitler said. The Nazis knew a thing or two about showers.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:12 pm
Awesome man =D
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:02 pm
That's what showers are for.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 5:37 pm
I have seen this pic before... I rated your caption
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:34 pm
5L's. Excellent negative space LogicDude.
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:26 pm
*two word phrase
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:25 pm
Or ... no matter how much Evil is within you, you can usually pull off lookin' Good on the outside -- tomato ... tomato (so to speak, although I think that two phrase kinda loses something in print).
MrRandom - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
Takes 5 votes for it to get in
omnia - September 24, 2009, 5:03 pm
i don't get thsi ****: it's got 5 lions and yet it is not at the top of the top last 7 days.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
True quality LD...5 bad Poodles for you!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:35 pm
For good to exist there must be evil present. 5L
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 3:57 pm
That's what the evil's are counting on.


TRAGEDY - Only the evil that resides in the heart of mankind could create the conditions for harm like this to come to innocents


TAGS: september challenge evil why oh why
Rating: 3.57/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
I'll bet he didn't. You don't know much about starvation, do you.
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
It doesn't require any evil. Just indifference. People have priorities elsewhere. We're not talking about someone destroying their food or something. Not every unfortunate thing that happens in the world is a result of malice.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 12:32 pm
Proof there is no God.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
LOOK AT THAT FAT LITTLE PORKER IN THE BACKGROUND!!! >.< I bet HE ate all the food. Bastard.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Wii... want to eat.
Zed - December 15, 2009, 10:35 pm
Is this an ad for Resident evil 5???
TheSarge - December 15, 2009, 6:51 pm
Nothing some old fashioned canabalism wouldn't fix.
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 5:02 pm
Ther're not Ethiopians, these kids live in Detroit. Fed about a dozen or so. 5 Shekels for the poster.
THeDRiZZ - October 28, 2009, 11:47 pm
Why don't Ethopians take showers? They are afraid of sliding down the drain...budabumbump
saumaun - October 18, 2009, 6:14 pm
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? ALL OF THEM! Sorry. That was tasteless.
Krissie - October 17, 2009, 9:02 pm
Perhaps it's not evil IN the heart, but PURE evil itself. 5L...


GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!


TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.


PURE EVIL - never trust anyone eating celery.




T.C.B. - Stormtrooper Elvis Takin' Care of Bounty Hunters




PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s


TAGS: september challenge this thing is worth 40 million
Rating: 3.15/5

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dslohand - October 6, 2011, 12:46 am
I HAD A KIDNEY STONE ONCE FELT THAT SIZE
Derek - January 26, 2010, 12:17 am
Looks like the "Elephant-man" of pearls


TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me


TAGS: september challenge that and my nose hair
Rating: 3.1/5

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BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:25 am
My Uncle Hans thought that back hair made a great comb over...
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
Back at ya.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Aggy, PMs. :)
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's gone black... and will resurface in your nose and ears.


ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!


TAGS: september 22 wedding challenge roast pigs
Rating: 2.18/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:52 am
UUUHHHH...You gonna eat that?


MUSHROOMS -




Old Concept -


TAGS: nation god concept test dark ages
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 11, 2016, 9:48 pm
That's what I holler!


ONCE UPON A TIME -




Politics -




BOREDOM - Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time Serenty - that nothing is




VILLIANS - Looks like the Guest List from Elder God Douchebag's last party


TAGS: september challenge evil always looks the same
Rating: 3.64/5

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zammuelist - January 24, 2010, 9:27 am
all very simple names...


TWO UTES - The two whaaaaat?




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